








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11945 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9090 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5650 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7002 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,584 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔴𝔲 | 55% | 111 |
| #2 | horn-xjr | 54% | 160 |
| #3 | teej | 52% | 368 |
| #4 | c0dyxo | 51% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔴𝔲 | 55% | 111 |
| #2 | horn-xjr | 54% | 160 |
| #3 | teej | 52% | 368 |
| #4 | c0dyxo | 51% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teej | 22 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | c0dyxo | 22 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | horn-xjr | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔴𝔲 | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teej | 960 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | horn-xjr | 641 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔴𝔲 | 402 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | c0dyxo | 266 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dze | +1.89 | 70 | 77 |
| #2 | teej | +1.59 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | horn-xjr | -0.65 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔴𝔲 | -1.48 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | c0dyxo | -2.19 | 68 | 43 |





