








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4953 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6175 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3494 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5457 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,521 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenny Campbell | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | spiderman | 66% | 79 |
| #3 | imp | 65% | 37 |
| #4 | DonTy♥ | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Maximus | 61% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The_Snakks | 488 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Jakey Wakey | 477 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | K3NDOV | 408 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Maximus | 174 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | spiderman | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonTy♥ | +8.20 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | spiderman | +5.15 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Euan | +4.27 | 91 | 46 |
| #4 | imp | +2.08 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | Jenny Campbell | +1.96 | 52 | 58 |





