








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2654 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2448 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2279 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,416 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hollows | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | Eklipz | 45% | 244 |
| #3 | Garbanzo | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | Brody | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hollows | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | Eklipz | 45% | 244 |
| #3 | Garbanzo | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | Brody | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eklipz | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Brody | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Garbanzo | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Hollows | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eklipz | 976 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | Garbanzo | 127 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hollows | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Brody | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eklipz | +1.34 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | Garbanzo | +0.49 | 48 | 59 |
| #3 | sc00ter.exe | -0.54 | 59 | 54 |
| #4 | Hollows | -0.94 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | Brody | -2.63 | 41 | 50 |





