








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9241 | 42% |
| Smokes | 5252 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6725 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 534 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,086 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pete Wheeler | +3.51 | 84 | 49 |
| #2 | Kimmy | +2.44 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | punjab peek | +2.44 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Lvl 5 Faceit | +2.16 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | Marvin | +0.50 | 52 | 65 |





