








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 494 | 23% |
| Smokes | 561 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 683 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 415 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,904 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Pink Panda | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | FrostySplasho | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | bubZy | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Pink Panda | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | FrostySplasho | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | bubZy | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pink Panda | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | bubZy | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pink Panda | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | FrostySplasho | 27 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #3 | bubZy | 12 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubZy | +6.17 | 37 | 64 |
| #2 | Storm | +1.85 | 8 | 34 |
| #3 | Pink Panda | +0.85 | 49 | 49 |
| #4 | FrostySplasho | +0.32 | 45 | 50 |
| #5 | SLeT SoUs | -1.26 | 36 | 49 |





