








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1136 | 22% |
| Smokes | 609 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1934 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,295 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππππ | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Zsolti | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | david. | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | DeNi#******* | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | Parzival | 33% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππππ | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Zsolti | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | david. | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | DeNi#******* | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | Parzival | 33% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zsolti | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Parzival | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | david. | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ππππππ | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zsolti | 198 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Parzival | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | david. | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | DeNi#******* | 72 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | ππππππ | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ββ₯ππΎπ·π·πβ₯β | +1.62 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | ππππππ | +0.86 | 56 | 42 |
| #3 | Zsolti | +0.17 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | david. | -0.08 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | DeNi#******* | -1.47 | 56 | 64 |





