








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4986 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 2311 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14715 | 26% |
| Smokes | 16706 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 15497 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10358 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,126,331 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pwr | 68% | 210 |
| #2 | Cole | 60% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pwr | 68% | 210 |
| #2 | Cole | 60% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pwr | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Cole | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ pwr | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cole | 65 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNARLX | +7.42 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ pwr | +1.85 | 80 | 42 |
| #3 | Cole | -0.09 | 73 | 41 |





