








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 402 | 30% |
| Smokes | 312 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 248 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 369 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,202 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kickback.com I TigerX I xGuys | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | BoberKurwa!! | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | 🐸 Freddy 🐸 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Viktor gjorde som han ville | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Beetlejuice | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cheetah | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | cheyos | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | Anything | 50% | 4 |
| #9 | JavlaGrohda | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | myst | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beetlejuice | 5 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | JavlaGrohda | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | BoberKurwa!! | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | 🐸 Freddy 🐸 | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐸 Freddy 🐸 | 64 | 0.40 | 2 min |
| #2 | Beetlejuice | 60 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Viktor gjorde som han ville | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | JavlaGrohda | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | kickback.com I TigerX I xGuys | 25 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kickback.com I TigerX I xGuys | +6.65 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Roefus | +2.15 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Anything | +2.06 | 90 | 31 |
| #4 | myst | +1.73 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | BoberKurwa!! | +1.37 | 66 | 48 |





