Fake Squidward's 2025 Leetify Recap

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Leetify Recap 2025
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Fake Squidward
The Jack of All Trades
Better than 99% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
4%
 
Better than 93% of Leetify users
#2
Impact
Assists
5.36
per Match
Better than 92% of Leetify users
#3
Style
Kills through Smokes
1.22
per Match
Better than 90% of Leetify users
#4
Style
Kills while Blind
0.11
per Match
Better than 88% of Leetify users
#5
Aim
Time to Damage
594ms
 

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2025 Playtime

Year in Totals

More than 79% of Leetify users
Matches Played
390
Avg Leetify User
169
More than 84% of Leetify users
Hours Played
197
Avg Leetify User
69

Matches per Month

43
Jan
64
Feb
30
Mar
60
Apr
20
May
42
Jun
48
Jul
24
Aug
14
Sep
23
Oct
8
Nov
14
Dec

Daily Activity

You play the most on Saturdays
(1.23 Matches Per Day)
0
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
Top 5 Highlights
USP-S 3K on Anubis
Round 13 · 2025-04-12
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The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

Achievement Collection

Rarest
Achievement

Inferno
2025-10-26
Money Money Money
Money
Money Money Money
Printer! Printer! Printer!
Printer!
Printer! Printer! Printer!
Shotgun Kills:
8
Rare
8.27%
of Leetify Users have this Achievement

Most Collected Achievement

Mirage
2025-10-22
De­struc­tion De­struc­tion De­struc­tion
De­struc­tion
De­struc­tion De­struc­tion De­struc­tion
ADR:
115
Common
Total Collected
11

Completionist
Progress

Unlocked
28%
Locked
72%
  • Common
    37/43
  • Uncommon
    20/53
  • Rare
    5/61
  • Epic
    1/65
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You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

Personal Bests
Mirage
2025-07-13
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Enemies Flashed per Flashbang
2.69
Personal Best
Mirage
2025-07-13
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Enemies Flashed
35
Personal Best
Ancient
2025-08-03
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Crosshair Placement
2.55°
Personal Best
Inferno
2025-10-24
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Shotgun Kills
9
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-11-23
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Time to Damage
375ms
Personal Best
Nuke
2025-04-01
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Spotted Accuracy
56%
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-10-26
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Wallbang Kills
4
Personal Best
Dust2
2025-11-23
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Blind Kills
2
Personal Best
Inferno
2025-09-30
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
SMG Kills
7
Personal Best
Vertigo
2025-12-17
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Kills Through Smoke
5
Personal Best
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Best Ranks
Mode /> Matches Played Highest Rank />
Premier 118 matches
22,559
Competitive Dust2 91 matchesLegendary Eagle
Competitive Inferno 44 matchesMaster Guardian 2
Competitive Mirage 38 matchesMaster Guardian Elite
Competitive Ancient 17 matchesMaster Guardian Elite
Competitive Anubis 12 matchesMaster Guardian Elite
Competitive Nuke 7 matchesMaster Guardian Elite
Competitive Overpass 4 matchesMaster Guardian 2
Wingman 3 matchesLegendary Eagle Master
Competitive Vertigo 3 matchesGold Nova Master
Faceit 3 matchesFaceit Level 7
Competitive Train 2 matchesMaster Guardian 2

Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps

Maps

Top 5 Maps

Dust2
131 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.18
Win Rate
53%
Inferno
66 Matches
Leetify Rating
-1.46
Win Rate
45%
Mirage
46 Matches
Leetify Rating
+0.16
Win Rate
48%
Ancient
40 Matches
Leetify Rating
-1.04
Win Rate
50%
Anubis
39 Matches
Leetify Rating
-0.58
Win Rate
46%

Bomb Site Totals

More than 75% of Leetify users
Total Sites Attacked
955
Avg Leetify User
452
More than 81% of Leetify users
Total Sites Defended
576
Avg Leetify User
221
Round Economy
Pistol
753 Rounds
Win Rate
54%
Avg Leetify User
51%
Eco
160 Rounds
Win Rate
11%
Avg Leetify User
21%
Semi-Eco
601 Rounds
Win Rate
22%
Avg Leetify User
35%
Force Buy
1,772 Rounds
Win Rate
45%
Avg Leetify User
50%
Full Buy
4,478 Rounds
Win Rate
59%
Avg Leetify User
57%
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command

Click Here

To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Feathered Bird Investigators

51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...

Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?

Kills and Deaths

Year in Totals

Kills
5,528
Avg / Match
14.2
Avg Leetify User
3,044
Deaths
5,826
Avg / Match
14.9
Avg Leetify User
2,890
K/D Ratio
0.95
Avg / Match
0.95
Avg Leetify User
1.05

Weapon Kills

Your Kills
Leetify User Average

Weapon Deaths

Your Deaths
Leetify User Average

2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz

Style Kills and Deaths
Headshots
Kills
1937
Avg / Match
4.97
More than 76% of Leetify users
Deaths
2877
Avg / Match
7.38
Less than 88% of Leetify users
Jumpshots
Kills
8
Avg / Match
0.02
Deaths
11
Avg / Match
0.03
Noscopes
Kills
5
Avg / Match
0.01
Deaths
10
Avg / Match
0.03
Wallbangs
Kills
244
Avg / Match
0.63
More than 91% of Leetify users
Deaths
222
Avg / Match
0.57
Less than 90% of Leetify users
Through Smoke
Kills
475
Avg / Match
1.22
More than 93% of Leetify users
Deaths
481
Avg / Match
1.23
Less than 94% of Leetify users
While Blind
Kills
41
Avg / Match
0.11
More than 94% of Leetify users
Deaths
27
Avg / Match
0.07
Less than 86% of Leetify users
Zeus
Kills
4
Avg / Match
0.01
More than 89% of Leetify users
Deaths
5
Avg / Match
0.01
Less than 85% of Leetify users
Nades
Kills
56
Avg / Match
0.14
More than 78% of Leetify users
Deaths
66
Avg / Match
0.17
Less than 84% of Leetify users
Knives
Kills
15
Avg / Match
0.04
More than 87% of Leetify users
Deaths
10
Avg / Match
0.03
Less than 78% of Leetify users
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System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.

Well? Did you do, or did you die?

Performance

Opening Duels

More than 89% of Leetify users
Total Attempted
2138
Avg / Match
5.5
Avg Leetify User
570
48%
9%
42%
Opening Duels Won
Opening Duels Lost
(Traded)
Opening Duels Lost
(Untraded)

Multikills

More than 82% of Leetify users
1338
Total Multikills
Avg / Match
3.43
Avg Leetify User
495
More than 83% of Leetify users
991
Total 2Ks
Avg / Match
2.54
Avg Leetify User
362
More than 80% of Leetify users
277
Total 3Ks
Avg / Match
0.71
Avg Leetify User
106
More than 83% of Leetify users
66
Total 4Ks
Avg / Match
0.17
Avg Leetify User
21
4
Total 5Ks
Avg / Match
0.010
Avg Leetify User
2

Clutches

All Clutches
Win Rate
17%
124
610
Won
Lost
1v1
Win Rate
55%
68
56
Won
Lost
1v2
Win Rate
23%
46
153
Won
Lost
1v3
Win Rate
5%
9
176
Won
Lost
1v4
Win Rate
1%
1
161
Won
Lost
1v5
Win Rate
0%
0
64
Won
Lost

The System has registered 12,636 total utility used this year.

Nades

Nades Thrown

Util TypeAmount Thrown% of Util
Flashes 332026%
Smokes 352528%
HE Grenades 329926%
Molotovs 249220%

Nade Stats (Average per Nade)

Molotovs

Damage
2.56
Team Damage
0.53

HE

Damage
8.48
Team Damage
0.32

Flashes

Enemies Flashed
0.59
Friends Flashed
0.38
Blind
Time
2.7 sec
FBI Watchlist
Attention User
This is a serious message from the FBI*

Our logs show you have wasted $540,475 of utility $70 per round

Click Here

To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist

*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)

Total Time Blinded
You were blinded for
1.97 hours
More than 90% of Leetify users
Total Enemy Blinded
You blinded your enemies for
1.59 hours
More than 86% of Leetify users

Chat activity report generated...

You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)

Big Yapper

These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!

*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

Your Top Carries

  1. [ #1 ]
    HULAHOOP
    Leetify Rating
    +2.40
    K/D Ratio
    1.28
  2. [ #2 ]
    Changi Prison Helpdesk
    Leetify Rating
    +1.16
    K/D Ratio
    1.19
  3. [ #3 ]
    iaN. >
    Leetify Rating
    +0.89
    K/D Ratio
    1.14

Every great player needs a great crew and these 5 have your back

Best Friend
习近平的粉丝
Win Rate
56%
Matches Played
57
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#1
习近平的粉丝
56% 57
#2
VISAY
56% 25
#3
Changi Prison Helpdesk
55% 95
#4
Beesechurger
49% 260
#5
Berd
49% 171

These 5 are built for vibes, not victory

Worst Friend
iaN. >
Win Rate
35%
Matches Played
23
PosPlayer
Win Rate
Matches Played
#5
Berd
49% 171
#6
HULAHOOP
47% 51
#7
flux
47% 58
#8
Yay.
44% 41
#9
iaN. >
35% 23

Terrible luck, but great company

Attempted Murder
Beesechurger
Total Team Kills
45
Per Round
0.0087
PosPlayer
Total Team Kills
Per Round
#1
Beesechurger
45 0.0087
#2
Berd
16 0.0047
#3
Changi Prison Helpdesk
10 0.0052
#4
习近平的粉丝
4 0.0036
#5
VISAY
4 0.0079

These friends flash first and apologise later

Friendly Flasher
Beesechurger
Times Flashed
567
Per Round
0.11
Flash Duration
13 min
PosPlayer
Times Flashed
Per Round
Flash Duration
#1
Beesechurger
567 0.11 13 min
#2
Berd
460 0.13 9 min
#3
Changi Prison Helpdesk
236 0.12 5 min
#4
习近平的粉丝
234 0.21 7 min
#5
flux
127 0.10 3 min

Skill issue? This bunch has never heard of her

Local Legend
HULAHOOP
Leetify Rating
+2.40
Aim Rating
73
Utility Rating
49
PosPlayer
Leetify Rating
Aim Rating />
Utility Rating />
#1
HULAHOOP
+2.40 73 49
#2
Changi Prison Helpdesk
+1.16 73 58
#3
iaN. >
+0.89 71 52
#4
Beesechurger
+0.75 75 65
#5
flux
+0.68 79 53
Players Encountered
Unique Players Encountered
2,401
Leetify Users
607
Leetify Staff
0
Pro Players
1
Cheaters
8
Leetify Recap 2025

Fake Squidward Leetify Recap 2025 CS2

Best Rank
Premier
Matches Played
118
Rank
22,559
Leetify Rating
-0.47
Win Rate
49%
Matches Played
390
Total Hours
197

Top Allstar.gg Highlight

#1
Glock-18 ACE on Nuke
Round 1 · 2025-02-07

Friends

Top Carry
HULAHOOP
Leetify Rating
+2.40
K/D Ratio
1.28
Best Friend
习近平的粉丝
Win Rate
56%
Matches Played
57
Local Legend
HULAHOOP
Leetify Rating
+2.40
Aim Rating
73
Utility Rating
49
Attempted Murder
Beesechurger
Total Team Kills
45
Per Round
0.0087
Worst Friend
iaN. >
Win Rate
35%
Matches Played
23
Friendly Flasher
Beesechurger
Times Flashed
567
Per Round
0.11
Flash Duration
13 min

2025 Leetify Identity

The Jack of All Trades
Top 5 Stats of 2025
Top 1% of Leetify users
#1
Utility
Flashbangs Leading to Kills
4%
 
Top 7% of Leetify users
#2
Impact
Assists
5.36
per Match
Top 8% of Leetify users
#3
Style
Kills through Smokes
1.22
per Match
Top 10% of Leetify users
#4
Style
Kills while Blind
0.11
per Match
Top 12% of Leetify users
#5
Aim
Time to Damage
594ms
 

Personal Bests

Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
EF per Flashbang
2.69
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Enemies Flashed
35
Personal Best
Personal Personal Personal
Personal
Personal Personal Personal
Best Best Best
Best
Best Best Best
Crosshair Placement
2.55°
Personal Best

Most Played Map

Dust2
Matches Played
131
Leetify Rating
+0.18
Win Rate
53%

Chat

Messages Typed
208
Favorite Word
gg

Weapons Breakdown

Total Kills
5,528
Total Deaths
5,826
Weapons Breakdown
Your Kills
Your Deaths
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