








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1641 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1994 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1623 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1459 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,152 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magic Mike | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Bot KebabRille | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Grandma Cherry | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | 윤은혜 (Yoon Eun Hye) | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magic Mike | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Bot KebabRille | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Grandma Cherry | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | 윤은혜 (Yoon Eun Hye) | 54% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 윤은혜 (Yoon Eun Hye) | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Grandma Cherry | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Bot KebabRille | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Magic Mike | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 윤은혜 (Yoon Eun Hye) | 263 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Magic Mike | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Grandma Cherry | 14 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bot KebabRille | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +2.08 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | 윤은혜 (Yoon Eun Hye) | +1.39 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | Grandma Cherry | -1.35 | 38 | 28 |
| #4 | Magic Mike | -2.50 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | Bot KebabRille | -3.20 | 41 | 30 |





