








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 445 | 21% |
| Smokes | 487 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 567 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,745 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b2N | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | akrow | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Skovs | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | peri-22 | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Alekss | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | akrow | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Skovs | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | peri-22 | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Alekss | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Hasbulla Fight | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b2N | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peri-22 | 122 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Skovs | 33 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | b2N | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Alekss | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hasbulla Fight | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skovs | +0.65 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | peri-22 | +0.02 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | akrow | -0.05 | 66 | 38 |
| #4 | Myodini | -0.20 | 89 | 53 |
| #5 | Hasbulla Fight | -0.24 | 73 | 45 |





