








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 17% |
| Smokes | 816 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,349 of utility $2 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychedelic | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | vints | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | JU1C3 | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | kimjongun | 45% | 140 |
| #5 | System | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychedelic | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | vints | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | JU1C3 | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | kimjongun | 45% | 140 |
| #5 | System | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimjongun | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | JU1C3 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Psychedelic | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimjongun | 444 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | JU1C3 | 258 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Psychedelic | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | System | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | vints | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychedelic | +1.91 | 17 | 38 |
| #2 | System | +1.61 | 66 | 30 |
| #3 | JU1C3 | -0.44 | 16 | 28 |
| #4 | kimjongun | -1.33 | 21 | 45 |
| #5 | vints | -1.41 | 28 | 17 |





