








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4788 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5172 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6039 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5848 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,014,193 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pushinw | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Limonare | 59% | 136 |
| #3 | Miscio | 54% | 450 |
| #4 | Turek | 53% | 282 |
| #5 | Kajpej♥W | 52% | 275 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miscio | 46 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Turek | 21 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Draggebor | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | h0ld♥K | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Kajpej♥W | 10 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Draggebor | 1078 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #2 | Scorpion Flail | 753 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #3 | h0ld♥K | 541 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #4 | Miscio | 382 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kajpej♥W | 366 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miscio | +2.81 | 94 | 45 |
| #2 | Kajpej♥W | +1.86 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | Limonare | +1.22 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | zavor is alive residuum g4skins | +1.00 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | h0ld♥K | +0.50 | 68 | 73 |





