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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1757 | 39% |
| Smokes | 579 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 793 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1378 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,683 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 754 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Shiiiiiine. | 66% | 82 |
| #6 | raposo | 64% | 14 |
| #7 | 15yo talented | 64% | 14 |
| #8 | Munsy | 62% | 26 |
| #9 | Allan Skr1lleR | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munsy | 6 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Shy | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Allan Skr1lleR | 3 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Shiiiiiine. | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 15yo talented | 2 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiiiiiine. | 171 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Munsy | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Shy | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 15yo talented | 58 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | alpha ♥uwu♥ | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shy | +3.72 | 93 | 37 |
| #2 | 15yo talented | +3.46 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | Shiiiiiine. | +3.29 | 86 | 57 |
| #4 | [F.H.A] † Taayyz † | +1.61 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | kemo | +0.77 | 84 | 52 |





