








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2085 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2746 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2352 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2412 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,703 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOWAYY in NORWAY | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | Neksiuuu. | 50% | 175 |
| #3 | Tomeczek | 50% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOWAYY in NORWAY | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | Neksiuuu. | 50% | 175 |
| #3 | Tomeczek | 50% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomeczek | 23 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Neksiuuu. | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | NOWAYY in NORWAY | 7 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomeczek | 828 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | Neksiuuu. | 454 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | NOWAYY in NORWAY | 234 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venoom05 | +1.98 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Neksiuuu. | +1.39 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | NOWAYY in NORWAY | -0.46 | 33 | 50 |
| #4 | Tomeczek | -1.13 | 33 | 58 |





