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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1879 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1271 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1269 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 954 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,342 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamester | 56% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamester | 56% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamester | 15 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamester | 425 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheebPuffa | +0.51 | 69 | 42 |
| #2 | Gamester | +0.40 | 63 | 49 |





