








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1809 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,306 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riio | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Rviv | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Pizza Time | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riio | 537 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Pizza Time | 70 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | De_Samurai | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Prince Koi | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rviv | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rviv | +3.48 | 77 | 27 |
| #2 | Pizza Time | +3.24 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Prince Koi | +0.95 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | Riio | +0.78 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | priz | -0.33 | 74 | 61 |





