








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
91 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26 | 65% |
| Smokes | 3 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,985 of utility $5 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beni_1 | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | MateoKolo | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | Dellic | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Ejsu | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | kryptonim: john wayne | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beni_1 | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | MateoKolo | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | Dellic | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Ejsu | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | kryptonim: john wayne | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kryptonim: john wayne | 11 | 0.0430 |
| #2 | Beni_1 | 7 | 0.0330 |
| #3 | MateoKolo | 4 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | Dellic | 1 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beni_1 | 80 | 0.38 | 2 min |
| #2 | MateoKolo | 45 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | kryptonim: john wayne | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ejsu | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Dellic | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dellic | +5.04 | 31 | 41 |
| #2 | Ejsu | +4.29 | 76 | 31 |
| #3 | Beni_1 | +2.56 | 36 | 59 |
| #4 | kryptonim: john wayne | +1.92 | 54 | 21 |
| #5 | MateoKolo | +1.45 | 44 | 39 |





