








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4024 | 47% |
| Smokes | 930 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2142 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1450 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,827 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amnvsia | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Milos | 53% | 148 |
| #3 | fromparis | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | Zoossh | 47% | 93 |
| #5 | zavi | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milos | 446 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Zoossh | 178 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | amnvsia | 134 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | fromparis | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | zavi | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milos | +2.04 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Zoossh | +1.36 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | zavi | +0.93 | 74 | 33 |
| #4 | ✪ UrbexGod | +0.27 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | amnvsia | +0.23 | 72 | 33 |





