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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 39% |
| Smokes | 186 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 114 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,945 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COCORIICOOOOOOOO GLOGLOGLOGLO | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Y_X ! ☠ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | عثمان عبدجليل ششة | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | slah loutchy | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | خذر كرويتة | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Y_X ! ☠ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | عثمان عبدجليل ششة | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | slah loutchy | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | خذر كرويتة | 17% | 6 |
| #6 | Dupix | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slah loutchy | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | عثمان عبدجليل ششة | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | عثمان عبدجليل ششة | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | slah loutchy | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dupix | 13 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #4 | خذر كرويتة | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | COCORIICOOOOOOOO GLOGLOGLOGLO | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | عثمان عبدجليل ششة | +4.95 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Y_X ! ☠ | +0.61 | 47 | 61 |
| #3 | خذر كرويتة | +0.39 | 78 | 42 |
| #4 | issam ayari | -0.38 | 39 | 58 |
| #5 | slah loutchy | -0.81 | 19 | 60 |





