








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 455 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2174 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,201 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QngFu | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Yesmate | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | hadley | 48% | 89 |
| #4 | Gas | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QngFu | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Yesmate | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | hadley | 48% | 89 |
| #4 | Gas | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hadley | 22 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Gas | 12 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | Yesmate | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | QngFu | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hadley | 188 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Gas | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yesmate | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | QngFu | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hadley | +3.03 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Junior | -0.40 | 47 | 39 |
| #3 | Gas | -1.07 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | Yesmate | -1.20 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | QngFu | -1.90 | 47 | 51 |





