








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2871 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3901 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1485 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1825 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,082 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2639 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Massip | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | I-Farm-Weed | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Brain | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | KalvaMeister | 47% | 198 |
| #5 | ☣۞⌠Shoe⌡۞☣ | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brain | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | KalvaMeister | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Massip | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | I-Farm-Weed | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ☣۞⌠Shoe⌡۞☣ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I-Farm-Weed | +2.71 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | whosjosh | +0.90 | 57 | 51 |
| #3 | KalvaMeister | +0.52 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | Massip | -0.02 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | Brain | -0.17 | 53 | 53 |





