








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1189 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2448 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1919 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2462 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,253 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew W. Katarina | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Aphrodita | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Azazel | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew W. Katarina | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Aphrodita | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Azazel | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew W. Katarina | 4 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Azazel | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azazel | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Aphrodita | 70 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Andrew W. Katarina | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azazel | +1.86 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Andrew W. Katarina | +0.55 | 72 | 36 |
| #3 | Aphrodita | -0.14 | 22 | 72 |
| #4 | Wolfy_9 | -0.95 | 60 | 68 |





