








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 292 | 25% |
| Smokes | 274 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 300 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,423 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHVNCE | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | ✪ Señor Kebab | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | DionGT™ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Twang | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | wagga | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DionGT™ | 4 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | CHVNCE | 2 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Twang | 2 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | wagga | 1 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twang | +2.63 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | CHVNCE | +1.93 | 58 | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ Señor Kebab | +1.49 | 74 | 27 |
| #4 | DionGT™ | +0.72 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | The Whiff Master | +0.67 | 78 | 53 |





