








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2703 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4739 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3972 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3748 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,692 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itapsa | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | eve | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | juu$o666 | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | panror83 | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itapsa | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | eve | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | juu$o666 | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | panror83 | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juu$o666 | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | itapsa | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | eve | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | panror83 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juu$o666 | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | eve | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | itapsa | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | panror83 | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tupe | +2.26 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | juu$o666 | -0.07 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | eve | -0.82 | 42 | 36 |
| #4 | itapsa | -1.88 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | panror83 | -4.06 | 33 | 4 |





