








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 46 | 2% |
| Smokes | 846 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 629 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 414 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,681 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulbat | 46% | 65 |
| #2 | Naayerr | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | xTaegukx | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sulbat | 46% | 65 |
| #2 | Naayerr | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | xTaegukx | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naayerr | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Sulbat | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | xTaegukx | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naayerr | 196 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sulbat | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | xTaegukx | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naayerr | +1.34 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | Sulbat | +0.76 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | RAW | -2.66 | 46 | 25 |
| #4 | xTaegukx | -3.61 | 24 | 38 |





