








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 583 | 27% |
| Smokes | 621 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 353 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,711 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PumpK4nt | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Viglio | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Rymaster | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | AKAME MOMMY | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Собака в шляпе | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PumpK4nt | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Viglio | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Rymaster | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | AKAME MOMMY | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | Собака в шляпе | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKAME MOMMY | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Rymaster | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Собака в шляпе | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Viglio | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Rymaster | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | AKAME MOMMY | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | PumpK4nt | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKAME MOMMY | +2.27 | 63 | 49 |
| #2 | Собака в шляпе | +1.35 | 41 | 68 |
| #3 | Viglio | +0.69 | 26 | 35 |
| #4 | $$Norbert$$ | +0.15 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | Rymaster | -0.01 | 16 | 33 |





