








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5002 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5992 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3420 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3823 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,843 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ☢︎ sᴜʙᴊᴇᴇ ☢ | 49% | 238 |
| #7 | Esports_Pr_01 | 45% | 214 |
| #8 | BlackSt★r | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | ✪Hunter✪ | 43% | 72 |
| #10 | WINoooo | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esports_Pr_01 | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ☢︎ sᴜʙᴊᴇᴇ ☢ | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪Hunter✪ | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Billa | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | BlackSt★r | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢︎ sᴜʙᴊᴇᴇ ☢ | 759 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | Billa | 370 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Esports_Pr_01 | 267 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | WINoooo | 116 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪Hunter✪ | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Hunter✪ | +2.67 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | swagisluvYT | +2.50 | 61 | 70 |
| #3 | WINoooo | +1.39 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | ☢︎ sᴜʙᴊᴇᴇ ☢ | +1.32 | 61 | 71 |
| #5 | BlackSt★r | +0.20 | 62 | 62 |





