








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,623 | |
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1191 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1696 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1483 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1252 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,266 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matevsz | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | legendpinnen | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | EIK NX | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | ツ ✞♛SheriffeN♛✞ツ | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Peta | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matevsz | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | legendpinnen | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | EIK NX | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | ツ ✞♛SheriffeN♛✞ツ | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Peta | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peta | 24 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | EIK NX | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | legendpinnen | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ツ ✞♛SheriffeN♛✞ツ | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Matevsz | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peta | 361 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | EIK NX | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | legendpinnen | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | ツ ✞♛SheriffeN♛✞ツ | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Matevsz | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matevsz | +4.22 | 86 | 36 |
| #2 | ツ ✞♛SheriffeN♛✞ツ | +3.96 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | EIK NX | +1.68 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Peta | +0.91 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | legendpinnen | +0.26 | 58 | 45 |





