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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 306 | 37% |
| Smokes | 253 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 156 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,654 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treleboras | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Coolnut | 41% | 46 |
| #3 | grog | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | vilgoda | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | バラ | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coolnut | 9 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | バラ | 3 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | grog | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grog | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Coolnut | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | バラ | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | vilgoda | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grog | +3.34 | 74 | 44 |
| #2 | Coolnut | -0.08 | 67 | 23 |
| #3 | Treleboras | -2.49 | 31 | 18 |
| #4 | バラ | -2.78 | 44 | 36 |
| #5 | InfinityApe | -2.83 | 14 | 32 |





