








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5969 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6315 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6961 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3483 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,026,537 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZcL | 55% | 328 |
| #2 | mb0t | 53% | 237 |
| #3 | JLS.cs | 51% | 111 |
| #4 | h4rp00n | 50% | 163 |
| #5 | D4TTy | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZcL | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | h4rp00n | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | mb0t | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | JLS.cs | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | D4TTy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akuma | +1.24 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | h4rp00n | +0.77 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | JLS.cs | +0.40 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | ZcL | +0.37 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | mb0t | -0.30 | 77 | 66 |





