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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 314 | 40% |
| Smokes | 229 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 154 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 82 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $106,392 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leozera | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Rosca Scott | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | ngt | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | bgod | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | mudinho | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leozera | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Rosca Scott | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | ngt | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | bgod | 68% | 22 |
| #5 | mudinho | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bgod | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ngt | 2 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | mudinho | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | leozera | 1 | 0.0227 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mudinho | 69 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | bgod | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | ngt | 14 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #4 | leozera | 12 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rosca Scott | 9 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosca Scott | +5.42 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | ngt | +3.07 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | mazuo | +2.24 | 87 | 49 |
| #4 | mudinho | -0.41 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | bgod | -0.72 | 75 | 54 |





