








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3693 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2790 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2332 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3393 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,706,796 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 728 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thoughtless | 53 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | ReapzZz | 45 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | King Nikos | 38 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Surge | 16 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Snoozey | 8 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thoughtless | 1013 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | King Nikos | 689 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | BridgerdaYote | 266 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Surge | 243 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | ReapzZz | 214 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surge | +4.10 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | xQxry | +3.35 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | ReapzZz | +3.30 | 76 | 30 |
| #4 | thoughtless | +2.28 | 54 | 67 |
| #5 | King Nikos | -1.60 | 28 | 59 |





