








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1546 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1930 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1394 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,282 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crinton | 573 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | Prestige | 309 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Crazy1 | 172 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | killusee13 | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Big John | 145 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toddii | +5.86 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | Prestige | +3.10 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | Crazy1 | +2.76 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | Crinton | +2.05 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | killusee13 | -0.73 | 66 | 58 |





