








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2949 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2451 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4328 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4676 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,422 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lubek | 77% | 48 |
| #2 | ✪ Hanz | 76% | 122 |
| #3 | ~ RockyShock ~ | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | KOREŇ | 67% | 416 |
| #5 | 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 | 65% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOREŇ | +4.90 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪ Hanz | +4.63 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | A.K | +2.53 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | ~ RockyShock ~ | +0.87 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | Smola | +0.67 | 66 | 55 |





