








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2098 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2139 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1912 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1442 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,381 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ckp | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | syxxtlTTV | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Michi | Boosted animal | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | VioLenZ_Krypton | Pvpro.com | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Creepy_Fabi | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | syxxtlTTV | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | Michi | Boosted animal | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | VioLenZ_Krypton | Pvpro.com | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Creepy_Fabi | 40% | 30 |
| #6 | ChadRevive | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syxxtlTTV | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Michi | Boosted animal | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Ckp | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ChadRevive | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michi | Boosted animal | 287 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | syxxtlTTV | 192 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ckp | 77 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Creepy_Fabi | 74 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | VioLenZ_Krypton | Pvpro.com | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creepy_Fabi | +1.46 | 88 | 48 |
| #2 | Michi | Boosted animal | +1.40 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | Marv03K | +1.03 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | ChadRevive | +0.71 | 25 | 30 |
| #5 | VioLenZ_Krypton | Pvpro.com | +0.05 | 88 | 26 |





