








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5740 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4696 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6030 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5044 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,477 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *G.O.E* <-> Magaiver | 54% | 97 |
| #2 | Pixuruco | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | [Hellfire] | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | ☣ρ ɧ ǐ ℓ ℓ︻芫 --- | 44% | 154 |
| #5 | Moggli | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pixuruco | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | [Hellfire] | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | ☣ρ ɧ ǐ ℓ ℓ︻芫 --- | 44% | 154 |
| #5 | Moggli | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | danielFe SKINS | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ρ ɧ ǐ ℓ ℓ︻芫 --- | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | danielFe SKINS | 11 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | Pixuruco | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | *G.O.E* <-> Magaiver | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | [Hellfire] | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣ρ ɧ ǐ ℓ ℓ︻芫 --- | 464 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | *G.O.E* <-> Magaiver | 307 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pixuruco | 246 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | danielFe SKINS | 143 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Moggli | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danielFe SKINS | +2.15 | 46 | 64 |
| #2 | DGL182 | +0.38 | 42 | 70 |
| #3 | *G.O.E* <-> Magaiver | +0.30 | 46 | 63 |
| #4 | Pixuruco | -1.00 | 43 | 69 |
| #5 | ☣ρ ɧ ǐ ℓ ℓ︻芫 --- | -1.67 | 27 | 67 |





