








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Wingman | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11498 | 53% |
| Smokes | 4065 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4547 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1545 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,590 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hello | 51% | 83 |
| #5 | Shane | 49% | 538 |
| #6 | Doge | 47% | 192 |
| #7 | Biscuit | 42% | 53 |
| #8 | SEZZIN IM WHAT TO LISTEN | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shane | 580 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #2 | CroissantMan69 | 463 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Doge | 463 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | SEZZIN IM WHAT TO LISTEN | 176 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hello | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spook | +1.55 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | Doge | +1.15 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ GogPvp ✪ | +0.53 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | CroissantMan69 | +0.24 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Shane | -0.07 | 64 | 51 |





