








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1726 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 291 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9533 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8318 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9969 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7778 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,191,039 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. skitz | 64% | 103 |
| #2 | Aye | 55% | 672 |
| #3 | Sassy the sasquatch | 51% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. skitz | 64% | 103 |
| #2 | Aye | 55% | 672 |
| #3 | Sassy the sasquatch | 51% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aye | 32 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Mr. skitz | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aye | 2852 | 0.21 | 75 min |
| #2 | Mr. skitz | 304 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sassy the sasquatch | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aye | +1.81 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | [BEG] Zerkyie | +1.63 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | Mr. skitz | -3.36 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | Sassy the sasquatch | -4.68 | 35 | 43 |





