








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2022 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3809 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3828 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3927 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,683,136 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trephneor | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | GHOST | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | mRk^ | 48% | 295 |
| #4 | Thane Snipes | 44% | 191 |
| #5 | Thattattooguy_ | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mRk^ | 48% | 295 |
| #4 | Thane Snipes | 44% | 191 |
| #5 | Thattattooguy_ | 44% | 41 |
| #6 | Spinosaurus | 42% | 91 |
| #7 | Lemon | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mRk^ | 40 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Thane Snipes | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Spinosaurus | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Trephneor | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | GHOST | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mRk^ | 550 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Spinosaurus | 112 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Thane Snipes | 88 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Trephneor | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | GHOST | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gonger | +1.43 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | mRk^ | +0.50 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | Spinosaurus | +0.30 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | Thane Snipes | +0.27 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | Trephneor | -0.51 | 61 | 71 |





