








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 755 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1583 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1219 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1570 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,729 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | BeansSi | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | Simsen05 | 41% | 17 |
| #11 | XDgamer38 | 40% | 10 |
| #12 | sM3de | 36% | 11 |
| #13 | Tr4nto | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AP♿ | 5 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | sM3de | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Simsen05 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Kirikou | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lê Ghost cat | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0xy666 | +2.83 | 71 | 79 |
| #2 | Mads | +2.79 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | XDgamer38 | +2.32 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | sM3de | +1.79 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Kirikou | +1.08 | 43 | 72 |





