








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 250 | 15% |
| Smokes | 274 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 564 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 555 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,070 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoCheatJustSkill | 46% | 108 |
| #2 | Shaggy | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | Scoob | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoCheatJustSkill | 46% | 108 |
| #2 | Shaggy | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | Scoob | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaggy | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Scoob | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | NoCheatJustSkill | 8 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shaggy | 257 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Scoob | 229 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | NoCheatJustSkill | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scoob | +3.20 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | NoCheatJustSkill | +1.04 | 36 | 26 |
| #3 | Shaggy | -0.08 | 41 | 38 |
| #4 | yaboiwill | -2.88 | 28 | 25 |





