








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 446 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6814 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5209 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5734 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4558 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,310,186 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DoiderA | 52% | 42 |
| #6 | GOD_Jon3s | 49% | 129 |
| #7 | Kuro | 48% | 180 |
| #8 | LENDAAA <3 | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Vero_sM2 | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuro | 611 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | JohnZz | 404 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | GOD_Jon3s | 384 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | DoiderA | 150 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | LENDAAA <3 | 89 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnZz | +1.83 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | GOD_Jon3s | +1.51 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | Kuro | +0.80 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | neX1 | +0.64 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | LENDAAA <3 | +0.30 | 74 | 72 |





