








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3947 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5234 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2781 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,511 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2826 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | cen barson | 52% | 204 |
| #6 | Lucce | 49% | 160 |
| #7 | MC ma$a | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | Liina | 47% | 167 |
| #9 | LUCIA | 46% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUCIA | 17 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Lucce | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | himas? EedTalks | 11 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | cen barson | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 6 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cen barson | 306 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lucce | 254 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | LUCIA | 232 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Liina | 132 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | GaS pRiCeS aRen'T tHaT hiGh | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucce | +3.49 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | mesy | +2.05 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | Bakir Sejfić | +2.02 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | cen barson | +1.58 | 78 | 43 |
| #5 | Liina | -1.06 | 69 | 41 |





