








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4038 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2732 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2326 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,761 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dav1d | 52% | 101 |
| #2 | ADA UDANG DIBALIK NGADU | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | ✪Tα4FF | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | ✪ Rainmonster神- | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Seigma | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tα4FF | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Dav1d | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | IMPOSTOR | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Seigma | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MrG | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | overcast prairies DROP.SKIN | +2.36 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ Rainmonster神- | +1.57 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | ADA UDANG DIBALIK NGADU | +1.04 | 53 | 47 |
| #4 | Seigma | +0.90 | 54 | 26 |
| #5 | ✪Tα4FF | +0.25 | 75 | 52 |





