








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 29% |
| Smokes | 732 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 807 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,025 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fizanubis | 57% | 67 |
| #4 | Gabi Braun (Cube) | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | grimoire2caca | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | Asahio | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | X4ndre2 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizanubis | 12 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | grimoire2caca | 9 | 0.0327 |
| #3 | fennix | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | X4ndre2 | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Gabi Braun (Cube) | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lapitx | +3.20 | 60 | 52 |
| #2 | Fizanubis | +2.76 | 36 | 53 |
| #3 | grimoire2caca | +1.72 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | X4ndre2 | -1.01 | 44 | 37 |
| #5 | Gabi Braun (Cube) | -2.45 | 38 | 8 |





