








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 440 | 19% |
| Smokes | 557 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 626 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 672 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,345 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WILS♡N | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Montm002 | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | kubis | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Aaron | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | EZ4PeTe | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CJ | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | OzY | 56% | 16 |
| #8 | twitch.tv/empathiise | 55% | 31 |
| #9 | MesajOnline | 53% | 57 |
| #10 | Hawkisonfire | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MesajOnline | 8 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | EZ4PeTe | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/empathiise | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Hawkisonfire | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Aaron | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MesajOnline | 264 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | EZ4PeTe | 196 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | twitch.tv/empathiise | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | OzY | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aaron | 33 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | +7.96 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | MesajOnline | +2.69 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Montm002 | +2.68 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | EZ4PeTe | +2.09 | 84 | 79 |
| #5 | CJ | +1.53 | 89 | 59 |





