








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2340 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2666 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1670 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1866 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,799 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddyy | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | dubtale | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | IPaintZ | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | LOEWEN | sonezu | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | denis0r | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | denis0r | 40% | 42 |
| #6 | Chaotic | 35% | 17 |
| #7 | Mister PiPo | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | EddieB | 30% | 10 |
| #9 | *paD | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOEWEN | sonezu | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | denis0r | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | IPaintZ | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | dubtale | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denis0r | 185 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | LOEWEN | sonezu | 147 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | dubtale | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | EddieB | 48 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | IPaintZ | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eddyy | +2.05 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | IPaintZ | +1.76 | 93 | 50 |
| #3 | dubtale | +1.24 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | LOEWEN | sonezu | +1.18 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | denis0r | -0.01 | 73 | 67 |





