








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 628 | 23% |
| Smokes | 602 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 841 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 654 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $545,808 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | apple | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | 25x | 33% | 21 |
| #6 | Sausage4 | 26% | 19 |
| #7 | Lobsterlover | 25% | 8 |
| #8 | SheepyBuckett | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apple | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Natrix8 | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sausage4 | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | SheepyBuckett | 48 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | 25x | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 25x | +1.24 | 75 | 42 |
| #2 | Zenki- | +0.83 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | Natrix8 | -0.47 | 53 | 48 |
| #4 | Kvass | -0.92 | 53 | 33 |
| #5 | SheepyBuckett | -1.15 | 46 | 65 |





