








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 32% |
| Smokes | 286 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 241 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,080 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christopher | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | NOT-FLY | 43% | 21 |
| #3 | Hari Pootis | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | </CHARLIE> | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Viking | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NOT-FLY | 43% | 21 |
| #3 | Hari Pootis | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | </CHARLIE> | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Viking | 34% | 35 |
| #6 | sponge | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOT-FLY | 15 | 0.0364 |
| #2 | Viking | 7 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Hari Pootis | 3 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viking | 74 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | NOT-FLY | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hari Pootis | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | </CHARLIE> | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | christopher | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOT-FLY | +1.76 | 65 | 38 |
| #2 | Shreddit -iwnl- | +1.67 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Viking | -1.75 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | Hari Pootis | -2.39 | 41 | 61 |
| #5 | </CHARLIE> | -3.15 | 48 | 37 |





